it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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