I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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