I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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