Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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