Kareoke will never be a sober sport
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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