In the future we'll all be gay
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jerry, you need to find god
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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