What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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