he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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