Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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