some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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