I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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