is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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