she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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