he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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