I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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