You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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