This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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