I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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