Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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