How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
