just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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