dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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