Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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