There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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