Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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