Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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