Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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