either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
tell me about the eggs
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
