and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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