Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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