Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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