He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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