So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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