I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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