i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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