I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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