break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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