When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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