if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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