I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
