just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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