Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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