We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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