News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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