no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Small penises have feelings too.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
we should paint friendship bongs
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