Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i now understand why vodka
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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