i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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