So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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