Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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