Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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