I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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