Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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