I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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