I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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