i already hear my dad disowning me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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